47 Years, 47 Life Lessons (A Birthday Feast of Wisdom, Served Bite-Sized)

Turning 47 is like biting into a surprise cupcake: you never know if it's gonna be delightful or filled with regret sprinkles. Fear not, fellow birthday warriors! I've whipped up almost five decades of wisdom into delicious, bite-sized morsels. Grab a fork (or a straw, if you're feeling adventurous) and let's dig in!